Friday, July 28, 2006
Murphy's Laws
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrivelast.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
Monday, July 17, 2006
A Big Step Forward
For all I have been through, there have been a great group of people pushing me forward and backing me up.To all those people , you know who you are, THANK YOU.
This past exam , like many others in Engineering , was gruelling ...the survival of the fittest.I survived , but it was only the preliminary round.November exams loom like a dark cloud in the sky , waiting to burst.It will burst and when it does I will have an umbrella , but that too is only thanks to these wonderful people that motivate mean everything that I do.
I hope your results were as surprisingly good as mine .
I'll give up with wishy -washy stuff 4 now.
Ciao ciao